One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
Girl:Father,I have sinned.
女孩：神父我有罪
Preacher:What did you do,little girl?
神父：孩子你犯了什麽罪呢？
Girl:Yesterday,I called a man a son of a Bitch.
女孩：昨天我骂了某个男人一句「你这个狗娘养的」
Preacher:Why?What did he do to you?
神父：为什麽？他对你做了什麽吗？
Girl:He touched my breast.
女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
Preacher:You mean like this?(The guy did it.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
Girl:(A little shy from the touch)Yes.
女孩：（因为神父的举动而有一些害羞）嗯……是的
Preacher:That's no reason to call him that.
神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
Girl:But he also took off my cloth.
女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
Preacher:You mean like this?(He did it again.)
神父：你是说像这样子吗？（神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服）
Girl:Yes,that's what he did.
女孩：是的是这样子没错
Preacher:That's still no reason to call him that.
神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
Girl:And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
Preacher:(evil laugh...)You mean like this?(And you-know-what)
神父：（奸笑貌）你是说像这样子吗？（神父和女孩就那个那个了）
Girl:(After a few minutes...)Ugh...Yeah,that's what he did...
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